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Previous bouts
The Challenger - Lucas the Kop cat from Leeds
24th February 2007
Caught
like a rabbit in your headlights
The Challenger - Bartley the Bluebird from Cardiff
20th January 2007
Wolfie
likes Bluebirds.
He's not racist - as long as they've got big breasts, he's happy.
The Challenger - Pottermus Hippo from Stoke
13th January 2007
Oh
yeah. Pottermus Hippo....Hippo Pottermus !! What genius thought of that?
Stoke are called the Potters !! Of course ! What genius of wit. Wolfie
applauds the amusing play on words. But what idiot, then made him look
like George from Rainbow !?!? .
The Challenger - Jude the Cat from QPR
16th December 2006
Hey
Jude - don't let me down! The claws are out this stray Tom cat. I tell
you, it best not start marking its territory anywhere near Wolfie. It
was bad enough when that
Fox from Leicester started defecating on the pitch. Wolfie will bring
his sharp pliers to neuter this problem away.
The Challenger - Filbert Fox from Leicester
9th December 2006
Is
this some sort of sick joke. Even Wolfie wouldn't think of having a dump
on a football pitch. Can someone get a trowel to
scoop it up ? As you can see, the tip of the poo is white. We haven't
seen that since the 1970's.
The Challenger - Sammy the Shrimp from Southend
2nd December 2006
Wolfie
always like to have a few Banks's ales at Christmas, and who can blame
him ? Watch out though, as he doesn't
like Karaoke !! This poor mascot got a white traffic cone rammed over
his head. Naughty Wolfie !!
The Challenger - Pete the Eagle from Dismal Palace
28th November 2006
Wolfie
is starting to tire of all this. Are there no decent "birds"
for Wolfie to copulate with ? Make love not war is Wolfie's motto, Unless
you're a pig, and then you get a good whallop. To keep Wolfie going, we
will show a decent piccy of the Brighton Wolfettes !!!
The Challenger - Samson Sunderland from Sunderland
24th Novmeber 2006
Samson
Sunderland is so thick that he's had to go back to Primary School to learn
his three R's. Risable, Rubbish and Riposte. See how he hangs his head
in shame.
The Challenger - Beau Brummie from Birmingham
Not
sure its politically correct to model your mascot on Nazi Germany. Heil
Brummie !!! Luckily Ludo Pollet is stationed at Dunkirk, so can help Wolfie
fight them on the beaches. [Please note, Brighton Wolves does not condone
fighting]
The Challenger - Roary the Tiger from Hull
How
on earth does a man fit in this costume ??
The Challenger - Southend mascot
4th November 2006
Wolfie was to busy letting off
Fireworks to turn up.
The Challenger - Sammy Saint from Southampton
1st November 2006
A
Serious case of bad dog breath. No kissing Wolfie !!
The Challenger - Barney the Owl
from Sheffield
28th October 2006
No wonder Barney has eyes popping
out of his head with a bird like that under his arm. Is it true her phone
number is Codsall 2820 ? Wolfie says Hoots to this !!
The Challenger - Baggie Bird from West Brom
22nd October 2006
What
type of bird is this ? Even Bill Oddie would struggle working this one
out. The only bird that Wolfie is interesting in, has big tits and golden
black knickers. Wolfie will throw out a few bread crumbs for this poor
starling, and will hope the local tom cat will do the rest
The Challenger - Sky Blue Sam from Coventry - 17th
October 2006
Sky Blue
Sam ? The elephant that never forgets ? Well, he'll won't forget his encounter
with Wolfie. He'll be soon packing up his trunk when Wolfie sends
him to Coventry. Don't forget to take the tusks, Wolfie - they're worth
a fortune on the black market.
Eddie the Eagle from Colchester - 14th October 2006
Although
we all thought Eagles only lived at Selhurst Park, we have one who
has blown off course to Essex. Will Wolfie try to dance round this Essex
boy's handbag ?
Cardiff -
28th
September 2006. Davey Jones knows what Wolfie is like, but does the Bluebird
? Will Wolfie be seeing the challenger off on the white cliffs of Dover
?
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